ROCET CITY SPACE PORT SHUTTLE

Well! Now that you've scrambled to collect your baggage, been properly harrassed, humiliated and otherwise dehumanized by the Security screeners (that was just a front. you did not see the real security apparatus). and can take a break. sit down and relax for awhile while we go to the Terra City Travel Plaza that will be your gateway to a future through the past. The only thing you have to put up with now is the mother of all headaches from that mother of all generic muzak and you can't turn that mother off. Doesn't life just subbawubba?

ATTENTION NEW ARRIVALS!
This is the modern equivalent of the old-style "visitors' center" and a must read, or you'll be lost and confused quicker than a Cub Cadet high on space gas with a busted Space-O-Compass.
SPECIAL NOTES INTRODUCTIONWEB 3.0: What's the big deal?CREDITS, ACKNOWLEDGEMENTs & DEDICATIONORIENTATION MATERIAL: ABOUT SPACE PATROLMEDIAABOUT RETRO-ROCKETSCAUTION- WATCH YOUR STEP! The Buildding Never Stops!WHAT CAN I DO HERE?RECRUITMENT NOTICEBULLETIN BOARD

Just sit back and relax: We will control the horizontal, we will control the vertical: You will control all that you do here. This will be your ride between the spaceport and Terra City Travel Plaza. So...

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